Post by Sykk Williams on Jul 2, 2008 19:15:47 GMT -6
Are you ready to be Punk'd Biohazard?
Sykk: Wellcome to MY segment where I shall talk forth about my match with Biohazard. You let HIM get a title match IF he beats me, but you won;t give me a match Cody? That is plain old messed up man... On the other hand... Biohazard was probably watching the triple threat match that I dominated. I completely DESTROYED Mr. Cool and Tiger JW. So Biohazard... If you wanna hang with the BIG STARS... You might as well try your losing efforts on ME!!! Sykk Williams!!!
Interviewer: Well Sykk, you sure are a great in ring performer.
Sykk: Thank you.
Interviewer: But Sykk, yo just can't walk around the locker room acting like you are a big shot even if you just squashed two people. They probably don't have any talent in them... But Biohazard does.
Sykk: Blah, blah, blah. He probably saw some tapes form UWA, FWE, and DZW. But he only THINKS he can hang just because of tapes. He doesn't know my REAL skill... You know those things you see on youtube, when you are watching a film and all of the sudden something spooky pops out and screams at you right?
Interviewer: Ugh! I HATE those things... But go on.
Sykk: It is a sheer feel of scaredness... You see it... It makes you jump... and then you are over it... That is exactly what will happen in my match with Biohazard... EXCEPT tthe part when you get over it... Biohazard, he will NEVER get over it...
Interviewer: Well, Sykk. You sure put the bottom line down right there!
Sykk: Exactly. I always put the bottom line down.
Interviewer: Well Sykk. I also have one more question.
Sykk: What?
Interviewer: Have you also seen biohazard's match? He oblitterated those guys! And you think you can squish him?!?!? No offense, but I really don't think you can beat him.
Sykk: Enough kissing up. You know I can beat him, but you want this to be a questionful interview. I can see your brain.
Interviewer: You... You see my brain?
Sykk: Yes. I do.
Interviewer: You are creeping me out...
Sykk: I tend to do that...
Interviewer: Ok... Lets start talking about wrestling...
Sykk: Fine.
Interviewer: Ok Sykk, you are truly a good wrestler. But Who do you think you can see yourself facing in the near future?
Sykk: Well, I can see myself facing the likes of... Brandon Kill, The Redneck, Jeramie Doring, Phantom...
Interviewer: Phantom... That reminds me! He issued an open challenge to you in two weeks! What do you think you will do?
Sykk: Eh... I can't see myself facing someone the likes of pshht.. Phantom! He is a weirdo stalker, and a bitchmonkey. Yes, he is a bitchmonkey.
Interviewer: Oooh! Looks like you have a sparked up near-rivalry going!
Sykk: No I actually don't see that. I can make fun of him, because I CAN BEAT HIM!
Interviewer: Well, that wraps up this broadcast. Tune in for part two soon!
Sykk: Wellcome to MY segment where I shall talk forth about my match with Biohazard. You let HIM get a title match IF he beats me, but you won;t give me a match Cody? That is plain old messed up man... On the other hand... Biohazard was probably watching the triple threat match that I dominated. I completely DESTROYED Mr. Cool and Tiger JW. So Biohazard... If you wanna hang with the BIG STARS... You might as well try your losing efforts on ME!!! Sykk Williams!!!
Interviewer: Well Sykk, you sure are a great in ring performer.
Sykk: Thank you.
Interviewer: But Sykk, yo just can't walk around the locker room acting like you are a big shot even if you just squashed two people. They probably don't have any talent in them... But Biohazard does.
Sykk: Blah, blah, blah. He probably saw some tapes form UWA, FWE, and DZW. But he only THINKS he can hang just because of tapes. He doesn't know my REAL skill... You know those things you see on youtube, when you are watching a film and all of the sudden something spooky pops out and screams at you right?
Interviewer: Ugh! I HATE those things... But go on.
Sykk: It is a sheer feel of scaredness... You see it... It makes you jump... and then you are over it... That is exactly what will happen in my match with Biohazard... EXCEPT tthe part when you get over it... Biohazard, he will NEVER get over it...
Interviewer: Well, Sykk. You sure put the bottom line down right there!
Sykk: Exactly. I always put the bottom line down.
Interviewer: Well Sykk. I also have one more question.
Sykk: What?
Interviewer: Have you also seen biohazard's match? He oblitterated those guys! And you think you can squish him?!?!? No offense, but I really don't think you can beat him.
Sykk: Enough kissing up. You know I can beat him, but you want this to be a questionful interview. I can see your brain.
Interviewer: You... You see my brain?
Sykk: Yes. I do.
Interviewer: You are creeping me out...
Sykk: I tend to do that...
Interviewer: Ok... Lets start talking about wrestling...
Sykk: Fine.
Interviewer: Ok Sykk, you are truly a good wrestler. But Who do you think you can see yourself facing in the near future?
Sykk: Well, I can see myself facing the likes of... Brandon Kill, The Redneck, Jeramie Doring, Phantom...
Interviewer: Phantom... That reminds me! He issued an open challenge to you in two weeks! What do you think you will do?
Sykk: Eh... I can't see myself facing someone the likes of pshht.. Phantom! He is a weirdo stalker, and a bitchmonkey. Yes, he is a bitchmonkey.
Interviewer: Oooh! Looks like you have a sparked up near-rivalry going!
Sykk: No I actually don't see that. I can make fun of him, because I CAN BEAT HIM!
Interviewer: Well, that wraps up this broadcast. Tune in for part two soon!