Post by Sykk Williams on Jun 28, 2008 6:30:56 GMT -6
Sykk: Well, I was just checking out the card and i seems that another man has been added to my triple threat. JW Tiger. I don't have any fucking clue who this man is. But I can guarantee EVERYBODY that JW, and Mr. C, are going down!!!
Interviewer: Ok, no offense Sykk. But I actually came to question you about your past life.
Sykk: Ughh... EVERYBODY wants to know about my past...
Interviewer: So Sykk, why did you convert from Sam Severn to Sykk Williams?
Sykk: Well, thats a dumb question. Sam was a cocky hollywood a-list star. I am just a changed man now. Back then I focused on my looks more than my matches,and now I focus on them both the same. I just wanted to experiment. I wanted to see how my career would change if i was Sykk Williams instead of Sam Severn.
Interviewer: Well. I also wanted to ask you another question, will you ever change back to Sam Severn??
Sykk: Like I told you. I am experimenting, to see how Sykk Williams works out. Well, I am already thinking this "gimmick" works way better now. Because I am the current FWE Hardcore Champion. Sam was close to the International championship, and he WOULD'VE won the UWA Tag Team championship with my brother Lance. But Raider closed down the UWA a day before I would win it. I think little ol' Raider wanted me to not win the UWA Tag Team Championship, and Akira Kazeyama had to CHEAT 3 TIMES! To beat me. I had that match won. The UWA Fucked up. I will not stop talking untill my problems are resolved. That is another reason why i am Sykk Williams. I have many unresolved problems. And I wanted to portray a man who has problems. Not saying I have major diesese problems, but other problems, like championship problems.
Interviewer: Well Sam er... Sykk, you sure have convinced me why you have chosen to be the gimmick of a "punk".
Sykk: ... Punk is not a gimmick... It is a lifestyle...
Interviewer: Ok.... Just don't look at me with that scary look again.
Sykk: Fine.
Interviewer: Anyways, what do you have to saay about JW Tiger?
Sykk: What I have to say you probably don't want to know. But I'm going to say it just to be rebellious. JW, I think you are a poser. You think you are cool, just like Mr. Cool, but guess what? YOU GUYS FAIL! I am the only superiority that shall walk areound IWO. Nobody else can even walk up to me without being forced back by my mightyness.
Interviewer: Is mightyness a word?
Sykk: Shut up.
Interviewer: Ok.
Sykk: So JW, I want to tell you something, you may be confident... BUT YOU AND MR. COOL ARE ABOUT TO GET PUNK'D!!!
Interviewer: Is that your catchphrase or something?
Sykk: Yes. That is my catchphrase. Do you have a problem with that?
Interviewer: No sir. I am perfectly fine with that.
Sykk: You should be. Because you havent even seen, or pictured what I have done to my opponents in the ring. I DESTROY THEM!!!
Interviewer: Actually Sykk, I know that. I saw tapes from UWA. Well, I only saw one. Sam Severn vs. Zach Lowery. WOW! That is all I have to say. You completely DECIMATED him!
Sykk: I know. And I was holding back. But here in the IWO... THRE IS NO HOLDING BACK!!! I AM GOING TO DESTROY ANYONE THAT COMES IN MY WAY!!!
Interviewer: Wow, well. Probably. Oh yeah, heave you heard the latest news on FWE? They closed down!
Sykk: They did? I guess that means I ma no longer FWE Hardcore Champion... And that means i'm going to need some gold here in the IWO, or IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY!!!
Interviewer: Ok then. I probably shouldn't have told you about FWE...
Sykk: No, you should have. It was ready to close down and we all know it.
Interviewer: You got that right. With Jeramie Doring and Redneck as main event stars? Come on. You have got to be kidding me.
Sykk: Heh, yeah. Well this segment has used up too much of my time.
(Sykk then walks out of the room as the camera fades to black).
Interviewer: Ok, no offense Sykk. But I actually came to question you about your past life.
Sykk: Ughh... EVERYBODY wants to know about my past...
Interviewer: So Sykk, why did you convert from Sam Severn to Sykk Williams?
Sykk: Well, thats a dumb question. Sam was a cocky hollywood a-list star. I am just a changed man now. Back then I focused on my looks more than my matches,and now I focus on them both the same. I just wanted to experiment. I wanted to see how my career would change if i was Sykk Williams instead of Sam Severn.
Interviewer: Well. I also wanted to ask you another question, will you ever change back to Sam Severn??
Sykk: Like I told you. I am experimenting, to see how Sykk Williams works out. Well, I am already thinking this "gimmick" works way better now. Because I am the current FWE Hardcore Champion. Sam was close to the International championship, and he WOULD'VE won the UWA Tag Team championship with my brother Lance. But Raider closed down the UWA a day before I would win it. I think little ol' Raider wanted me to not win the UWA Tag Team Championship, and Akira Kazeyama had to CHEAT 3 TIMES! To beat me. I had that match won. The UWA Fucked up. I will not stop talking untill my problems are resolved. That is another reason why i am Sykk Williams. I have many unresolved problems. And I wanted to portray a man who has problems. Not saying I have major diesese problems, but other problems, like championship problems.
Interviewer: Well Sam er... Sykk, you sure have convinced me why you have chosen to be the gimmick of a "punk".
Sykk: ... Punk is not a gimmick... It is a lifestyle...
Interviewer: Ok.... Just don't look at me with that scary look again.
Sykk: Fine.
Interviewer: Anyways, what do you have to saay about JW Tiger?
Sykk: What I have to say you probably don't want to know. But I'm going to say it just to be rebellious. JW, I think you are a poser. You think you are cool, just like Mr. Cool, but guess what? YOU GUYS FAIL! I am the only superiority that shall walk areound IWO. Nobody else can even walk up to me without being forced back by my mightyness.
Interviewer: Is mightyness a word?
Sykk: Shut up.
Interviewer: Ok.
Sykk: So JW, I want to tell you something, you may be confident... BUT YOU AND MR. COOL ARE ABOUT TO GET PUNK'D!!!
Interviewer: Is that your catchphrase or something?
Sykk: Yes. That is my catchphrase. Do you have a problem with that?
Interviewer: No sir. I am perfectly fine with that.
Sykk: You should be. Because you havent even seen, or pictured what I have done to my opponents in the ring. I DESTROY THEM!!!
Interviewer: Actually Sykk, I know that. I saw tapes from UWA. Well, I only saw one. Sam Severn vs. Zach Lowery. WOW! That is all I have to say. You completely DECIMATED him!
Sykk: I know. And I was holding back. But here in the IWO... THRE IS NO HOLDING BACK!!! I AM GOING TO DESTROY ANYONE THAT COMES IN MY WAY!!!
Interviewer: Wow, well. Probably. Oh yeah, heave you heard the latest news on FWE? They closed down!
Sykk: They did? I guess that means I ma no longer FWE Hardcore Champion... And that means i'm going to need some gold here in the IWO, or IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY!!!
Interviewer: Ok then. I probably shouldn't have told you about FWE...
Sykk: No, you should have. It was ready to close down and we all know it.
Interviewer: You got that right. With Jeramie Doring and Redneck as main event stars? Come on. You have got to be kidding me.
Sykk: Heh, yeah. Well this segment has used up too much of my time.
(Sykk then walks out of the room as the camera fades to black).