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Post by Johalo on Jun 27, 2008 17:33:14 GMT -6
Interviewer: Mr.Cool, Can I get a word? Mr.Cool: Sure Interviewer: We all know what happened to you and you former student, And well my question is, Why did you Kill that little Kid? Mr.Cool: First of all, his not a little kid, He was in the 11th grade Interviewer: Well that still doesn't make it right Mr. Cool: Shut Up and don't interrupt me! Anyway, Second of all, I had a rough day. I was just handed the pink slip for teaching Interviewer: Well that still doesn't make it right Mr.Cool: OK you better stop interrupting! Lastly, my students were spitball me all day. And when that spitball hit me in the back of the neck, I was about to lose it. I turned around, and said You Better Stop Or I'll Kick Your Interviewer: Then you killed him? Mr.Cool: OK! I'm really getting tired of you interrupting! .... Like I was saying, after i said that, the bloody kid spat a spitball in my face. Then I Completely lost it.I went to his desk, Grab his throat, and applied pressure. I held that choke for 1 minute. Interviewer: Then he died? Then Mr.Cool kicked the Interviewer in the gut and hit him with the Cool Smash. Mr. Cool grab the mic and said, Ya he died. Because YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE DEFINITION OF COOL! The Student (Steve Martin) -
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